Sunday, January 10, 2016

Six Word Short Story

Recently I participated in #Rajnigandhasixwordstories
 ( Six Words short story)
 . Of course, I didn't win however
 I would like to share
 those stories here :  Some of them are good and 
some of them are worse but stories are meant to be told. 

Section 1 : Marriage, love, Divorce

1.       Parents fought.
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Divorced.
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Children lost innocence.


2.         Married
**********
He forced.
She protested.
*************
Divorced.


3.       She Cried. 
           He Cried.
           Someone laughed.

          

4.     He fought with her. She won.          (Story of every married couple)

        

5.  He took bullets 
       meant for her.

6. " I like biology of chemistry teacher" 

7. " It was consensual"
     " Not for me"

Section 2 : Ghost, God, Religion

8.  He Screamed "Ghost!!!" 
     Ghost screamed " Human !!! "

9.   He saw ghost.
        Ghost scared.

10. Human fought over religion.
       God cried.

11.   Terrorist attack.
        God cried.
        Devil smiled.

12. "Ghost doesn't exist."
       "Really" voice echoed.

13.  Human worships God.
      And God worships ??

14.  God created Human.
       Human created GODs

15. He killed her.
       She came back.

Section 3 : Killing, Murder, Psycho

16.  He loves her. She killed him.

17. He loves his wife's killer. 

18. Hindu - Muslim married. 
       Both were murdered.

19.  He killed himself.
       After killing her. 

19A.  "Tu Katil hai uska"
          " Tumhara bhi"

19B.  She cleaned knife.
          After killing him. 



Section 4 : Abstract, Weird relationship, weird act 

20. " Mein Kon Hu"
      " Tu Chutiya hai " 

21. They kissed.
        Both females were arrested. 

22. He liked her.
       He liked him.

23. Everyday Bedsheet changed.
     So did human. 

24. " I watch Porn"
        " I act :D :D " 

25.  "Thor in India"    
       " Providing Electricity"

( Thor is nothing but a Replica of Indra dev, created by Marvel) 

26. "He is Pakistani"
       "So What?"

27. " He was stripped."
       " Name was Khan"

28.  " Men killed Tiger "
        " She wore fur"

29. He moved left.
       His shadow didn't.

30. He flaunts 5000 and took her modesty. 

31. Deprived woman surrendered modesty for food. 

32. Light eats darkness.
       Darkness eats light. 

33. Blood is bedsheet. 
       Suhagraat or nightmare ? 

Kindly let me know if you like any of the stories posted above. 

Friday, November 6, 2015

Conversation between Boy and Girl ( Not a romantic conversation though)


"Excuse me, I don't want to sound like a stalker, but I have seen you somewhere" he said.
She inspected him from top to bottom. It was evident from her facial expression that he was not in her league at all, with the firm composure in her voice she replied, "If this is the way to approach girls, then I believe you are not good at it. However if you are genuine then I can assure you that we haven't crossed one another’s path before."

He said, "That was a way long answer than I have expected. As a matter of fact, it was genuine and if I have to approach you, I would have chosen a better place"

She shrugged him off, “Whatever, I have a boyfriend"
He looked at her face again and smirked" Oh really, I don't think so"

“Why" his reply got her attention again. 
 
He continued " It is 9 o’clock in the night, I see you waiting for the bus from the last fifteen to twenty minutes, any chivalrous man would have showed up by this time, besides that you wouldn't have to be in queue"

She was impressed by his response but she didn’t want him to give any room for further conversation" Hmmmm, good deduction, but I am still uninterested."

He was not deterred by her disinterest.  He said “It was never about being interested in you, believe me, I was standing over there for a while, trying to recall where I had seen you and now I do remember, indeed I have seen you before " having said that, he took out his phone from his pocket and unlocked it after which he indicated towards the video gallery in it.

She was in grim despair; awestruck, she was gawking at him for a few seconds. She broke eye contact, swung her arm and was about to bash him but she could not. Perhaps her own disgrace prevented her.  She broke the queue, took long strides and called for an auto-rickshaw.

He was still standing in the queue, gawking at her as she distanced from him.  He opened his mobile, went to his video gallery and deleted the video titled "Chandni ka mms.3gp".


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She sat in the auto-rickshaw, still aghast and outraged by his audacity to approach her and remind her of the most ignominious part of her life. Something which she had buried over the timeline and moved forward. She returned to her room and had dinner with her roommate, she didn’t let the latter know of anything wrong with her. Once she was alone in her room, she went to google and saw that her dark part of the life is still alive in the internet. While crying, she was repeatedly going through her conversation with the guy met her in the bus stop. She was not able to figure out the motive behind his audacious approach. Then suddenly something struck her mind. “Something is not right" she murmured under her breath. She opened her Galaxy Note and went to the Whatsapp group called “Gang of Rockstars”. She flipped through old messages and found the video titled " Chutiya was stripped off and beaten.3gp". She clicked on the play button and saw the same guy running naked and crying like a baby in the hostel corridor.



After few weeks


“Hey, I don't want to sound like a desperate girl, but I have seen you somewhere" she said and she was indicating towards her mobile.


He smiled and so did she.


Sometimes plight of each other brings people closer than anything else.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Story Title : Dal, Rice and Roti ( With Message)

When first time dal was made, both Rice and Roti were overjoyed. They saw their soul mate in Dal. Dal was yellow in color and it was soft and tender, Rice and Roti both wanted to be wrapped by Dal, hence a fierce competition between rice and roti had started. In order to make an everlasting impression on Dal, both had started to crown jewel on their body. Once rice rolled himself in Jeera, and presented himself in front of Dal but soon he found out that roti was also not far behind as roti sunk himself in Ghee. Rice stepped up the game and presented himself in various forms, sometimes he becomes Pulav, sometimes he covered himself in masala and become biryani but every time roti leveled him with its ornaments as Tandoori Naan, Butter Kulcha and Roomali roti. 


Dal was impressed by both of them, sometimes she fell for rice and sometimes her feeling grew stronger for roti. Dal was in a dilemma. It is easy to choose between good and evil but choosing between the two good is always difficult. Eventually one day Dal called both of them, requested them to sit in her house. Once they were comfortable, Dal spoke “look, I know both of you want to know my decision, but choosing one of you over other would be injustice to the other one"
Both of them were at their edge, all they wanted to know the name of the winner.
Dal continued “besides that, my feeling is same for both of you, I am in love with both of you "
Both were bemused and were confused but they were at least happy to know that she loves them.  They let her continue.

After a brief pause to let them grasp this knowledge she spoke again "hence I have decided to follow the old tradition of polyandry and I would like to accept both of you as my soul mates”
Since that day onwards Dal, rice and roti are together and their existence feed millions of people.

On 16 Oct 2015, Dal Prices skyrocket to almost 200 Rs per Kg,


The above exorbitant price had forced poor to separate Dal from her soul mates and her spouses were eaten alone with bunch of onions and chili at various places.  We request Government to let Dal meet her soul mates in Thali of the poor people again. As the Dal, rice and roti are made for each other.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Short Scary Stories

Last time when I  opened this page, it was 2010; it’s been five years since I have posted anything. Recently I came across this question in Quora.com: What are some of the short stories?
Here is my answer: 
  1.  He leaned forward and saw his lover’s body falling down from the cliff, he could not muster the courage to jump after her, until he hears her voice “what are you waiting for, honey?”
  2. She applied her make-up, put blusher on her checks, glossed her lips and while watching herself in the mirror said “don’t I look damn hot?” She smiled, turned around and switched off the lights and left the room.  In the silence of the room, a voice echoed “Yes, you are.”
  3. He was working on his laptop when his son came back early at home from school; he looked at him and said “aren't you supposed to be at school now.” His son said “Dad I don’t want to talk about that, I want to be at home” and he went inside his room. His dad was about to scold him when his phone rang. He picked up the call; spoke to them for a Min. After that he went inside his son’s room and said “Son, stay here as long as you want to stay” and he came out of the room. He called them back again and said “I am coming to school to collect my son’s body.”
  4. He made the portrait of Van Helsing with his famous gas operated automatic crossbow. Next morning his parents were found dead on the bed and their body was pierced by the crossbow.
  5. He finished his story based on Dracula and slept through the night. Next morning he found a note “I don’t like the story, I am the protagonist, not the villain.” He is struck with horror as he lives alone from the past many years.
  6. After picking up his clothes from the floor, he kept 5000 Rs on the bed, gave her a look of satisfaction and left the room. As he came out, a woman tapped on his shoulder and said “how did you get in, isn't it close from the last one year.”
  7.  A man’s shadow was falling down on the pavement when he was having tea at CafĂ© Corner. He finished his tea and walked away however his shadow was still having tea.
  8.   As soon as the Head of the Pirates asks the Captain of the Vessel “Prince” to call his office, one pirate comes hurriedly to the captain’s cabin and conveys the message “There is no crew on the ship.” Head of the Pirates was aghast and horrified. And Captain? Like he said “there is no crew.”
  9.  He drew out his sharp double edged knife and placed it on her neck while she was still resting on the bed after a good session of delectation. He said “It’s going to be over soon baby, you are going to be my ninth victim.” Instead of being frightened, she smiled and said “How ironic, you are going to be my ninth victim too.”
  10.  My dog is very loyal to my wife, he sits beside her when she watches television and he wiggles his tail whenever she pats him on his head. Strangely, he is still doing the same even after she passed away.
  11. My wife went to our kid’s room and found out that our kid was sleeping by the side, facing away from her; she caressed his head and covered him with quill. She came out of the room and heard a voice from kitchen; she went to the kitchen and saw that her kid was eating cornflakes. We have only one kid. 

Monday, April 26, 2010

Life after IIT Part -2

It’s been a long time since I have written a blog…. The continuation of this story was written a long time ago but because of the constant changes in the life, I couldn’t post it on time. So here I go …



After 2 months ........

“It’s been 2 month and my score is still zero with girls.” I scolded myself.” remember rex, you are not anymore in IIT, be bold, get a girl, get life.”

This thought was punching my head from last few weeks. Eventually one day I decided to step out of my comfort zone. I opened the mental note about the girls. There were three girls in the top: rakhi, payal and rita.

Once a time, my dear friend “fundebaaz” had revealed a secret about beauty. He Said “There is three kinds of beauty in this world. One is natural beauty. 2nd is artificial beauty which has an appeal and to enhance their appeal they use entire range of cosmetic products. 3rd is natural yet appealing.” Obviously this funda comes after drinking six pegs of whisky. I wonder why people give suggestion to others after having few pegs while their own life demands a suggestion.

I reminded myself the words of my dear friend and categorized the three most beautiful girls of the organization.

I firmly thought about Rita she happens to fall on the 2nd category. My callow mind suggested me to pick up the easiest target. I looked at the Rita, she was leaning against the wall of her cubicle. Rita was a traditional Indian girl. She was slightly healthy with respect to her height that enhanced her cuteness which was already showered by her chubby face. Once a wise man told that the nature of the one can be determine by just examine one’s feet. So, I scanned her from toe to head.

She was wearing a sliver sandal with a cross stripe and it was supported by a platform heel. I felt pity for deprived platform which took the entire load yet without complaining. I raised my head to look little bit up and noticed her bright shining patayala pyjama which obviously hid her roundness. The patayala pyjama was so loose that it fluttered while she walks and it was matched up by a bright dark colour salwar; perfectly suits with her fair skin. Her salwar was enough loose to hide the ounce of flab at tummy which may pop up if the armour in form of salwar would not be there.

After reading the several chapters of the book I started to read the Index page, her dazzling face was appearing more round than actually it is. I realize, to touch her face I have to penetrate the several layers of makeup predominately of powder. How come a beautiful girl like her has such a cheap habit of sinking herself into grains of powder? I bet Rita can be used as a good smoke bomb to give cover fire. Though I have calculated the more negative qualities, I took it as blessing in disguise situation; the more negative qualities mean more chance of pick her up so I prepared myself to take her on.

She was eating a daily dose of gossip in the name of tea with her friends when I entered the cafeteria. After contemplating the situation, I decided to wait for the right moment to open up the conversation.

She drifted herself to the counter to have dessert. I seize the opportunity. I placed myself right next to her and I opened up.

“Hi, you must be Rita, I was observing you from over there and I must tell you that I am quite charmed by the way you carry yourself.”

“ya, I noticed that you are noticing me, so you already know my name” she smirked.” And thanks for the compliment but can you please elaborate how did I charmed you.” Damn she is playing hard.

Famous personality’s name always floats in the air. In the office you are the one who has got the interactive personality and people look after whatever you do.”Though I know what exactly people look after her but to mention that, means reaching the dead end with Rita.

Pretty good Mr. Iitian, but ...”

“Sorry to interrupt you but my parents has given me a sweet name udit, how about you call me udit.”I objected.

“Very well, Mr. Udit, that was good but it’s not enough to allure me, you should try somewhere else.”

“What... What do you mean? “I demanded.

“Meaning is very clear Udit, try someone else, I have a boyfriend” she was so direct.

“Rita, I was trying to mix up with the people but you don’t seem to be that much interactive personality as I assumed.” I walked out of cafeteria with a hard look on my face.

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Book Rita was closed for me. I was taken aback by the entire incident. There after I indulge myself into the work and decided not to move further. But Heart is “kamina” it always encourages you to take a step even if the consequence of the last step was miserable. Once a wise man said grab the opportunity when it knocks on the door.

After this incident I distanced myself from the glamour world. But What if the glamour itself walk up to you. Payal and I were the same group for a particular project. But I decided to keep up my decision to distant myself. Group was pretty happening. Other than Payal and I there were several different members. But as guided by my brain, I become a favourite of my seniors.

“my dear colleagues, I have called up this meeting to remind all of you about the deadline of the project and I would like all of you to contribute, towards our work motive, I also would like to remind you that your appraisal would be entirely based on your performance so I expect all of you to live up to the expectation.” This might be the oldest dialog in the history of corporate world. Every year, at every office, every employee would have heard this dialog once in a year. Our office was not the exceptional.

“So far I am quite happy with the few people who are living up to the mark, especially Udit.” Now this might be the 1st dialog in the history of corporate world, where a boss has mentioned the name of his employee. I filled with the enthusiasm and the happiness. My eyes were gazing at my boss’s eye. I nodded and gave him a look of smugness. But this bridge of smugness was breached by a one unknown yet beautiful eyes gawking at me constantly. Surprisingly payal was grinning and was staring at me from the corner of her eyes. “Udit, don’t exchange this smile, you had the bad experience in the past and don’t let it repeat again.” but we guys merely have resistance when it comes to dealing with girls. I grinned at her back which was the 1st indication to start a friendship.

To be continued...